SUPP “Political Suicide”

The message from the Bidayuh hinterland especially with SUPP is clear,”Appoint one of the SUPP Bidayuh leaders to the vacant Deputy Federal Ministers posts or the Padawan Council Chairmans posts.” No questions asked and just do it. Will SUPP take notice?

SUPP having losts in the Urban Chinese seats in the last State elections cannot afford to disregard the representation from the Bidayuhs. A voter from Opar said to audie61.Ranum and Peter Minos are absolutedly correct in voicing their voices for the community. If not them who will do it.? What is wrong with asking when there are vacant posts available.?

Peter Minos former DBNA President clearly stated,SUPP cannot afford to have any war with Bidayuh voters unless it seeks political suicide.” A check on the groundswell will reveal that any candidate that represents SUPP in the next State elections will need to work doubly hard and put extra shifts to ensure that the seats are winnable.

If the Bidayuh interests is not looked after in SUPP there will be the ‘threat of SUPP” losing the seats of either Opar or Bengoh. It is so clear already when the main stream English daily Borneo Posts highlighted,”In recent days many quarters have questioned if the party was really multi racial or was just paying lip service” 

 Isn’t this music to the ears of the Opposition parties? SUPP will be paying a very heavy price if they remain inclusive and does not hear the calls of the DRUMS SOUNDING LOUDLY FROM THE BIDAYUH HINTERLAND

The ball is rolled back to the SUPP SC and the leaders and they need ‘collectively’ think for the future of the direction of the party or end up sore losers in the next state elections.

SUPP Infighting and party positions gains are not uncommon in SUPP. In recent months the party has managed to controll the TEAM A versus Team B and also the Dudong Division Saga. This is another fresh challenge for the party hierarchy.

A veteran SUPP member said,” Honestly will the Sibu SUPP camp give up its Deputy Federal posting ? We shall know when its announced but until then they will be a lot of lobbying from the leaders. The Bidayuh leaders needs to be seen to be making the correct noises and create the right cry ” baby ” tantrum.

SUPP as a party is facing a lot of challengers and they need to ovecome all the nitty gritty problems within the party. If the party so decides to stay in the prehistoric mould the party will suffer the indignity of being voted out by the voters. Its very clear that voters today do not and will not be taken for a ride and they will make their voices heard through the ballot boxes.  

The message is clear even without audie61 pouring  hot oil over the blazing and heated fire. The cards are with the party leaders and they need to deal it carefully……. {The Bidayuhs …{ SEEK PEACE AT THE CITY WALLS }


Monday Blues”Hell Explained..??”

audie61 and crew sat down for a brainstorming and breakfast meeting sipping and enjoying the aroma of the cheapest  80cents “Kopi-susu” in the city.

Are we going to write on the SPDP Separatists 5 ,Hulu Selangor or Sibu by elections today.? Too much politics….  we agreed yeah,yeah,yeah and Natasha said she received this email from a friend. She asked us Does anyone “Remember not too long ago some politicians argued about not giving their votes they will not enter HEAVEN…??”

 Joey said ,”Is that so and we have to dig up our files to look for that statement but with Monday Blues upon us the easy way out is to upload this.

Nothing Serious/Malicious but worth your while for a good read…….….



The following is an actual question given on a  University   of Arizona   chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.   

The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :   

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?   

 Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.  

  One student, however, wrote the following:   

  First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.  

   Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:   
    1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.   

   2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.  

 So which is it?   

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct….. ….leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’  



SPDP “Strategic Think-Tank”

Mission impossible sSHhh…This message will self destruct within five (5) seconds. Nothing is impossible in politics and according to our insider source the name has been earmarked and his name will be presented to the SC meeting. In politics echoing to what has been said by the President of SPDP,”Its about agreement and not disagreement and Mawan true to his words have followed the advices of his inner circles and took the bold step in Picking and Choosing the Right Person Suited to head this entity.

In our earlier article we wrote on 1st January 2010 which was also our very first article for the year,” S-G SPDP..??”extracted,”someone who has the caught the imagination of the party and public at large. Even those in the BN family are talking about him being burnt to ashes.But as the saying goes,” Like a Phoenix he will rise from the Ashes and claim his Rightful Place.”

What is this about the Think-Tank? It appeared in the English daily Borneo Posts yesterday and Mawan describe the entity as a “high powered’ group that could organise bigger forums for thousands to participate in. what makes it more interesting is that this group will play an advisory role ,update the supreme council and report to the President.

It could be set up by the Supreme council on an ad hoc  basis without the need to follow the constitution simply because there was no provision on such a group.” Isnt’ this professing what Mawan has said,”Agreement instead of Disagreement in politics and also looking beyond what is in front of us.

audie61 made a phone call to the person who was tasked to look into the THINK TANK and he was very excited and was looking forward to getting down to work. Its a Plus for the party and the President has walked his Talk. I am indeed grateful to the party for giving me this opportunity and platform to chart the future direction of the party. We will reap the benefits and we “REAP WHAT WE SOW” he said.

The injection of new blood and also younger members with the parties multi racial concept has recently been able to attract more members into the parties fold. The President welcomes all who has the vision and mission in making the party a strong partner in the the BN family. 

Our insider source also said that up till today Mawan has treated the five who had their little misadventure as “members of SPDP” Its time to consolidate and being home is where the heart is. Just come BACK HOME is the message.

By the way the person picked for this SPDP think tank I seemingly forgot to pen it down is ……SsHhh..self destructed……You saw it right…hehehe.!!!!

P212″First Salvo by BN Taib”

Joey of audie61 received an sms from her ex-colleague.”Your CM has already fired the First Salvo” 

CM Taib BN Sarawak Chairman has already launched the first attack at the opposition even before the Election Commission (EC) receives the notification of an official notice of MP 212 Lau’s death.The dates for nomination and polling will be fixed by the EC.

CM Taib said,”We are ready for the by-election,” and he said the former MP had contributed immensely to the people of Sibu and its development, state and country. Sounding confident Taib said that the BN will retain the Parliamentary seat in the by election.

This will also be a litmus tests for the State BN Government as it needs to face the rakyat for a fresh mandate before June 2011. What will the response from the opposition be..???

“PAS Sarawak 26 Seats…??”

Headlines yesterday,”All is not well in Pakatan Sarawak” audie61 asked a PKR Sarawak Executive member,” Is it a diversionary tactic..?” Where and who are the candidates? Where does this lead to as PKR and DAP will also be fighting head-on for some of the overlapping mixed seats?

If  this is not a diversionary tactic by PAS or the Pakatan Sarawak set up it will really put a ‘spanner in the works“. A Sarawak voter bluntly said to Natasha of audie61,” They need to see out this problem or else the momentum will never swing to the Pakatan. Why fight amongst themseves when the common enemy is BN..? ”  PAS needs to look at its strength in Sarawak  and dont throw the whole coalitions good work into the dumpsite.”

Today SNAP President Edwin Dundang even told PAS to be realistic and not to be arrogant in claiming seats for the next state elections. He said each party in Pakatan Rakyat(PR) must not be greedy for power in the fight against BN.Instead it must ensure that it has good candidates,enough resources,good ground support and not to be seen to be greedy. “I emphasis once again that PR must be very focussed in the allocation of seats to ensure one against one contests as far as possible.

In so far as SNAP is concerned the President said,”SNAP does not want any conflict with DAP,PKR and PAS over the seats distributution. Meanwhile in relation to the seats allocation in a PC the Sarawak State PKR youth announce the movements intention to contest in the 6 state seats of Satok,Semariang,Kedup,Bekenu,Katibas and Repok.

Clearly the signs are there that with the imminent dissolving of the state assembly the Pakatan and BN ground movements are evident.Those who can conjure enough support and resources are all putting their names to the respective parties for consideration. It seems that there will be also Independants who will try to join in the race as in any elections now a “SURE WIN IS NOT RELEVANT ANYMORE.”

Those who aspire to be candidates must be seen to be accepted by their respective parties as a Winnable candidate be it from BN or Pakatan. PAS and PKR Sarawak Youth have openly claimed stated their intentions and its up to the PAKATAN STATE ELECTION BUREAU to consider. BN will do likewise and of course they will also be “dissatisfaction amongst their ranks”

Will the elections be called soon….?? Only one person has the dates close to his chests and its up to him to have the INSPIRATION…………………

SPDP Separatists 5 “Round 2′

What has been spilled out in the open in the SPDP Separatists 5 “little misadventure” is considered a “Chapter Closed”. According to a political strategists the SPDP President has genuinely and sincerely “bisik bisik” to the CM of what transpired and how and who was the culprit that started the whole “little misadventure” and the bulk of it is has to do with the “Posts Taib Era Syndrome” All the CM Aspirants cannot wait for it to HAPPEN…..  

Now is not the time to point fingers says an aide to the CM. Mawan being the President will need to focus on winning the allocated seats which the party will be entrusted with. The Supreme Council will meet shortly (agenda of meeting will be sent out soon)and the party will know how to deal with the Separatist 5.

Of course the political stategists said,”The party is bigger than the Separatists 5″ and if they turn to page 37 of the Party Constitution No.32 they will know their Bells will sound too distant to those who are presently walking the corridors of power.In other words they are but all  signing their own POLITICAL DEATH WARRANT

Amongst them there must be some amongst them who will learn their misadventure and miscalculation has ended. What NEXT..?? They will find ways to return and will almost adhere to a Traditional Proverb,” STOOP IF THE ROOF IS LOW” 

The cards have always been with the party and the  Separatists 5 has really miscalculated. Mawan being so gracious, took all the body blows and uppercuts have even gone on record to accept them back and considers them as “SONS of SPDP”. Have they joined PRS for that matter and handed their application forms asked a staunch SPDP member? If not,dont be “DEGIL{stubborn} he said.

Round 2 will be soon and the Final round will be very soon as the BN Sarawak will not want the SPDP to be embroiled further as it prepares to face the people for a new mandate.

 No one in the BN coalition can blame or point towards SPDP for taking the correct “constitutional approach” The BN Chairman does not want to interfere in SPDP internal matter and the political analysts quoted what the CM said at the height of PRS crisis,” Let the Law and Legal matters take its own course” 

There is still time to reconcile and return HOME for the Separatists 5. If they choose not to just because of EGOs or Political shame the door opens for others as PRS President Masing was famously quoted,”Crisis Breeds Opportunities” Its their call and no one can force them and they will know that the doors will be CLOSED,SHUT AND DOUBLED LOCKED for them. PM and Chairman of BN Najib has also said this yesterday,”DON’T LISTEN TOO MUCH TO  THOSE WHO USES RONSON LIGHTERS

So SPDP Separatists 5 Your own  Choice as Round 2 is very near at hand…….