Malaysiakini Tony Thiens was busy compiling this report  our very own Bugi Wijaya was making his way to Sandakan. He was tickled by BBC chief Tiong who is Bintulu MP, as saying that government MPs had been invited to go on a overseas ‘study trip’ ahead of Sept 16. He sends his love to Anwar with this article,” THE OPENING CEREMONY “Bugi is also on a “field trip”
Its like the Beijing Olympics all over again.  Remember the prelude to the 2008 Beijing Olympics..?  The consistently disrupted torch run due to China’s Tibet and human rights issues in China.  Then came the actual day on 08/08/08 where the whole world witnessed a “truly exceptional games” according to International Olympics Council President Jacques Rogge.
Closer to home, the 916 game plan of Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim is like the Olympics again.  As we read the Long Jump and Triple Jump possiblities of 916 which has been “prostituted” (forgive my language but I use this term because its an act which give short term relieved) by almost everyone.
The whole nation held its breath, the whole world watches, will 916 happen…?  We had our torch lighting incident ,on 8 March 2008 where the Pakatan Alliance gatecrashed on the  general elections results like the pro-Tibetans gatecrash the lighting ceremony.  The disruption of the torch run in most of the countries is like the move of no confidence in PM by SAPP, non line-toeing vocal BN components parties such as UPKO, MCA and Gerakan, dissent within UMNO, Permatang Pauh and all the rumours (I said rumours because nothing had really happened yet) circulating leading to 916.
So right now, we await 916 like we await the opening of the 2008 Beijing Olympics.  The live telecast waiting, the press corps waiting, the crowd waiting, the athletics waiting.
As in every “Opening Ceremonies” the question this time is HOW will be the TORCH BE LIGHTED..?  Will we see the creativity and innovative 2008 Beijing Olympics style of lighting the torch where in the final lap, the torch bearer was lifted up to “run in mid-air” around the ‘birds nest’ stadium before lighting the torch, on Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim 916 plan?
So we have the long jump (lompat jauh), triple jump (hop, step and jump) and the next would be lift and fly.  This brings us to mind Party Rakyat Sarawak President Datuk Dr James Masing’s earlier statement of ….the HORNBILLS and MOVE with PM.
As the sms rumours of today play its part on getting a lot of response from various component parties in Sabah and Sarawak denying the press conference on leaving BN as mentioned in the smses, we remember ex-Newcastle Manager Kevin Keegan who had said he will not resign or best of all Real Madrid’s Robinho who moved to Manchester City and initially thought it was Chealsea!
In MALAYSIABOLEHLAND anything can happen.  The most glaring example is 916, which makes the BN forever watching over their shoulders (they will deny this) with the Pakatan rubbing their hands in glee (I wonder whether their hands get burned if 916 turn out to be a dud fuse) and the rakyat (whether pro BN or pro Pakatan) just hoping for a better life with CHEAPER PETROL and COST OF LIVING.
No wonder BNBCC feeling the heat is taking a study tour (believed to be Australia) for the MPs to update themselves with the latest information about agriculture and high-tech food production so that they can debate better on the Budget when Parliament sits again in October.
Hey, would it not be nice for them to include the press corps too, as we would be able to also update ourselves on the same latest information about agriculture and hightech food production. So that when the MPs debate on it in Parliament, we will know how to carry the story better.
916 to some its like a horror movie, 916 to some its just a emotional movie, 916 to some its just like a comedy movie.  How will it turn out…? Its only 11 days……..  Make sure you buy your ticket from MALAYSIABOLEHLAND…!
05/09 11.55pm

Abdullah,”HOP,STEP,JUMP…18.29m”~ Malaysiakini

****UPDATED late news 10.30pm Natasha for audie 61 exclusive**** Party Rakyat Sarawak Divisional members pressing for a solution to return “HOME” after long conflicts. This is after a meeting of some divisional chiefs in Kuching. A component party member of PBB said it’s a very healthy sign for the State Administration under the CM Taib. The grassroots are united to see a strong and united PRS. 


This morning in the Malaysiakini report it had a local newspaper,” Barisan Nasional members of parliament have been requested to hand in their respective passports for an overseas study trip ahead of Sept 16.”It led to us writing about the spate of sms that was received by us at audie61 with even,”Pertandingan Lompat Jauh”. Well Cindy. our “KK based new correspondent” said someone commented that they like the “Hop,Step and Jump” which should be appropriate to remind PM Abdullah that they can Triple Jump. Our other correspondent Bugi Wijaya has tripled jump to Sandakan to cover Raymond Tans constituency meeting up with the grassroots.

Chan Kok Leong Malaysiakini correspondents headlined ;The King is Happy,says Abdullah and it contained,” the premier said the King has been brought up to speed on the current political situation and has expressed satisfaction with the current government. Very well, said Cindy has she drove her way back to the Hyatt in Kota Kinabalu to file her report. Her mind was on the long jump competition report but an sms came through her phone from Mary of SAPP hq.

While things are normal in the SAPP HQ,staff doing their work,a group of SB gathered in d coffeeshop downstairs.Rumours circulating Dtk.Raymond Tan resigned from SAPP. However,since there was no press conference all the reporters have gone off. It is believed that there is a meeting being held.Its a postmortem meeting chaired by dtk Eric for the convention on Sabah issue. So much for the earlier long jump story sigh by your blog audie61,in such a modern techno advance world RUMOURS still flying.”  

It was a long sms and this is what she came up with, “HOP like a Frog,STEP on a Plane, JUMP on September 16th” Abdullah knows that he is being shaken but tries to remain calm and calculated. Cindy was however quick to point out that Abdullah is really under pressure with these statements which she refered from Malaysiakini,” “If they want to go, let them go. What has that got to do with Sept 16?””It (Sept 16) is not important for them. They are not the ones who will jump ship and leave BN for the opposition.Our people will not desert us and give them the advantage of setting up a new government. No!” he stressed

Never mind she said Abdullah will know what the triple jump is (sometimes referred to as the hop, step and jump )is a track and field sport, similar to the long jump, but involving a “hop, step and jump” routine, whereby the competitor runs down the track and performs a hop, a step and then a jump into the sand pit. The current record world record holders is Jonathan Edwards of Great Britain, with a jump of 18.29 metres. Abdullah will be hoping that all the 140 MPs don’t enlist in the long jump competition or do a triple jump on the BN government.

As Cindy was busy compiling her report another sms came and it said,”Fantastic Propoganda” apparently refering to the earlier sms of happenings on the various dates. Someone must have been very good and she also came to know from a phone call three minutes earlier that Bernama has denied anything to do with the sms text that seven BN component parties holding a news conference to announce that they were quitting the coalition. 

Sms are playing a very pivotal role and also the blogs in this technological savvy world in Anwar’s bid to seize power. PM Abdullah will do whatever to thwart all the attempts by Anwar in his quest for the MALAYSIABOLEHLAND script of 916. “HOP,STEP AND JUMP” MPs are you all ready …?? 

05/09  10.13pm

Related report;

Anwar “Pertandingan LOMPAT JAUH….8.99m” ~Malaysiakini

Malaysiakini reports with Headlines on line: Sept 5 and the one that we have keen interests is obviously this by a local newspaper,” Barisan Nasional members of parliament have been requested to hand in their respective passports for an overseas study trip ahead of Sept 16, the deadline earmarked by PKR leader Anwar Ibrahim to change the government. To us “916” is a foregone conclusion as everyone is talking about it from the vegetable seller in the market,rural folks to the international foreign investors.

“HOT” “Anything New”. I was privelege to have received a phonecall from the the “Bureau chief” of Bernama Sarawak” Caroline this morning. She asked me to clarify certain political activities within the party “Parti Rakyat Sarawak” which is still confidential. However we shared the same opinions that 916 has stirred everyone’s imagination and a lot of sms has been flying here and there. The latest at 9.58 am” Pertandingan Lompat Jauh.Closing date 16ths Sept.haha”

Lets’ talk about long jump shall we. The long jump is an athletics (track and field) event in which athletes combine speed, strength, and agility in an attempt to leap as far from the take-off point as possible. There are four main components of the long jump: the approach run, the last two strides, takeoff and action in the air, and landing. Speed in the run-up, or approach, and a high leap off the board are the fundamentals of success. Because speed is such an important factor of the approach, it is not surprising that many long jumpers also compete successfully in sprints. The official record of the long Jump (correct me if I’m wrong or behind time) is by Mike Powell at 8.99 metres.

The last few days if you might recall were the days when the speed of the sms reached handphone users in record speed jolting the government administration and worrying the BN political parties to the core. What was it? Who started the posting? It’s too easy and straight forward to believe? Politics is not so simple says a political science graduate to me. We share with you as this posting was received from a former political journalists first. Before that Bugi Wijaya told us that headline news is that,”SAPP is also heading for a split” We will keep you informed on the developments as soon as we hear from SAPP.

  • Sept 5 Parti komponen BN Sabah n Sarawak isythiar keluar BN
  • Sept 6.Semua komponen Bn dari semanjung keluar BN kecuali MCA/MIC.
  • Sept 7 10 BN MP umum pindah kerusi ke Pakatan.
  • Sept 8 5 BN menteri letak jawatan
  • Sept 9 Sidang tergempar parlimen di panggil 
  • Sept 10 PM umum letak jawatan
  • Sept 12 Sidang tergempar usul Anwar isythiarkan bentuk sebagai caretaker govt live d TV 1,2 n 3,bernama Tv and Awani Astro
  • Sept 15 Anwar  mengadap Agung n mohon restu.
  • Sept 16 Anwar angkat sumpah sebagai PM  


Besides that we also received this,” “BNBBC has received approval to hold a retreat overseas from Sept 7 to Sept 19. The attendance of all MPs is compulsory.” Anyway, you can just imagine how the technological world works… 

As for this September 16th Long Jump competition we wonder who are the jumpers? It has been called crossover,hoping,defections,migration and now its the LONG JUMP. Tomorrow maybe someone will say that the MPS and political parties have done the TRIPLE JUMP,”Hop,Step and Jump” haha. What a wonderful Malaysia we live in. Everything and anything goes in MALAYSIABOLEHLAND and until we can give you “names,facts,and figures” it will still be a spin and filed under Private and Confidential “916 Political Concept.” Stay tuned and watch this space…………

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